Category: Creative Writing

  • This is How to Stop Slacking Off on Reading and Writing

    This is How to Stop Slacking Off on Reading and Writing

    I’ve conceived of the perfect study room in response to today’s WordPress prompt: As you can see in the following diagram, three main features make this a standout room: Anti-Procrastination Lamp Procrastination is the thief of…light? Designed to fade away distractions, our Anti-Procrastination Lamp ensures that your focus remains as bright as its bulb—until you…

  • Dear Admissions, Please Love My Biceps: Satirical Essays

    Dear Admissions, Please Love My Biceps: Satirical Essays

    Please describe what aspects of your life experiences, interests and character would help you make a distinctive contribution as an undergraduate to Stanford University. (250 words maximum) Response 1 (Note: if you’re reading this with our translation widget, none of this will make sense.) I will contribute to Samford, I mean, Stanford, an insatiable intellectual…