Please describe what aspects of your life experiences, interests and character would help you make a distinctive contribution as an undergraduate to Stanford University. (250 words maximum)
Response 1
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I will contribute to Samford, I mean, Stanford, an insatiable intellectual curiosity rivaled only by my rippling, bulging, veiny biceps, which ooze prestige. My roguish charm and disarming good looks will sustain untenured professors and enhance undergraduate graduation rates and graduate-level research at your Seven Samurai Sandwich Samsonite School.
Response 2
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My aspiration is to make you a world-class university with huge-ass diversity, yeah, let’s celebrate my absurdity for an eternity, so people will agree, universally, that Stanford is no nursery, though my rhyme may seem cursory, it gives you luxury and gets rid of adversity, ’cause just ’cause you know the entire dictionary, don’t mean that you a sanctuary for my social commentary. Peace out!
Response 3
In the labyrinth of life, where go-getters chase ephemeral accolades, I meander through the Zen gardens of tranquility, mastering the art of serene detachment. Stanford, envision a campus enlivened by my aura of enlightened underachievement. I bring the wisdom of non-doing, where every non-action translates to a cosmic act of being. My presence alone will inspire a revolution of reflective repose, turning the gears of progress toward mindful stillness. Let’s brew kombucha, not competition.
Response 4
A prima facie comprehension of the dualism that is both intrinsic and purportedly response-dependent within the realm of eschatological sufficiency can ipso facto be attained by means of any conventional logical stratagem. In Error Theory, where the ontological antirealism of postmodern idealists is promulgated willy-nilly via artificial dissemination, the widespread subscription to modal logic may ultimately vindicate the hitherto unfounded conceits of Derrida.
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